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So, you’ve met Simon now… He is in almost as many comics as the mailbox!
Age: 27
Height: Just below average.
Weight: Seriously? He’s digital… His weight is dependent upon what device you view him on.
Yes, his name is George. He is a nice guy, but sometimes a bit naive.
Age: 28
Height: Just above average.
Wait: I don’t want to. Oh, you meant weight? Pffft. We covered that with Simon…
Scratch got his name from his poor hygiene. Simon frequently tells Scratch to take a bath, but you know dogs… They just don’t listen.
Age: Scratch is immortal, so it’s hard to tell how old he really is.
Height: Varies with altitude
Weight: Scratch doesn’t mind being picked up, but he hates scales, so nobody knows how much he weighs.
This isn’t really a character, but I feel like it deserves a place on the cast page since it’s been in just about every comic.
Age: Old enough… If you know what I mean…
Height: 41″
Weight: 7.5 imaginary units. Are you happy?!
I think you need add a fourth cast member. One with long hair, a beard, and some transitional shades.
Simon reminds me of someone…
I think you need add a fourth cast member. One with long hair, a beard, and some transitional shades.
Simon reminds me of someone…