Cast of Characters

	Simon (noun) Definition: The main character So, you’ve met Simon now… He is in almost as many comics as the mailbox! Age: 27 Height: Just below average. Weight: Seriously? He’s digital… His weight is dependent upon what device you view him on.
	George (noun) Definition: Simon’s friend. Not sure why. Yes, his name is George. He is a nice guy, but sometimes a bit naive. Age: 28 Height: Just above average. Wait: I don’t want to. Oh, you meant weight? Pffft. We covered that with Simon…
	Scratch (noun) Definition: Simon’s dog. Scratch got his name from his poor hygiene. Simon frequently tells Scratch to take a bath, but you know dogs… They just don’t listen. Age: Scratch is immortal, so it’s hard to tell how old he really is. Height: Varies with altitude Weight: Scratch doesn’t mind being picked up, but he hates scales, so nobody knows how much he weighs.
	Mailbox (noun) Definition: Yeah, it’s just a mailbox. This isn’t really a character, but I feel like it deserves a place on the cast page since it’s been in just about every comic. Age: Old enough… If you know what I mean… Height: 41″ Weight: 7.5 imaginary units. Are you happy?!

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