Scratch (noun)Definition: Simon’s dog.Scratch got his name from his poor hygiene. Simon frequently tells Scratch to take a bath, but you know dogs… They just don’t listen. Age: Scratch is immortal, so it’s hard to tell how old he really is. Height: Varies with altitude Weight: Scratch doesn’t mind being picked up, but he hates scales, so nobody knows how much he weighs. |
I think you need add a fourth cast member. One with long hair, a beard, and some transitional shades.
Simon reminds me of someone…